One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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