he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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