He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
The air taste purple.
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