so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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