She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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