I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.