respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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