i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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