I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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