i jhust puked up my retainher.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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