Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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