Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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