Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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