And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Shame - the story of my life.
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