He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dignity is for republicans.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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