But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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