He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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