Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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