just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
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This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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