Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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its like you know when i get waxed
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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