butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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