I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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