Is it normal to miss your booty call?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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