You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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