not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"