Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.