Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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