i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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