Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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