oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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