i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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