quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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