I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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