Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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