either way he was missing a nipple.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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