I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
The ass gains better be worth it
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