Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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