dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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