I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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