Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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