No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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