This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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