do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something