You really coming over, don't trick.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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