sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade