we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment