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the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please

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(585): the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please http://tfl.nu/85bu

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Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

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The power was out.

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(765): Why are you ignoring all of my texts? (1-765): The power was out. http://tfl.nu/9x7x

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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.

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(412): Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets. http://tfl.nu/agl3

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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(708): You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie. http://tfl.nu/ufjq

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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.

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(978): your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop. http://tfl.nu/x1i9

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(281): View more from Texas

It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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(281): It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly. http://tfl.nu/y0mx

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes

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(+31): Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes http://tfl.nu/ymlt

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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity

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(215): Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity http://tfl.nu/eokb

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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.

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(908): Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas. http://tfl.nu/cnc6

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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.

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(425): Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it. http://tfl.nu/epgz

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well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.

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(785): well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo. http://tfl.nu/3cg7

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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.

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(412): I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass. http://tfl.nu/ocdo

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(503): View more from Oregon

You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.

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(503): You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before. http://tfl.nu/c801

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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.

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(914): So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank. http://tfl.nu/0iga

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(901): View more from Tennessee

We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.

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(901): We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults. http://tfl.nu/zv4y

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