WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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