But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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