Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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