is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
