im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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